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Dirk Offringa
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Postby Dirk Offringa » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:09 am

Absolutely Off-topic, but it really made me laugh....

>>George W Bush and Condolezza Rice are having a meeting... read on.
>>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>>George: Great. Tell me all about it.
>>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>>George: That's what I want to know.
>>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China
>>Condi: Yes.
>>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>>Condi: Hu.
>>George: The guy in China .
>>Condi: Hu.
>>George: The new leader of China.
>>Condi: Hu.
>>George: The main man in China!
>>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>>Condi: That's the man's name.
>>George: That's who's name?
>>Condi: Yes.
>>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
>>leader of
>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in
>>Middle East.
>>Condi: That's correct.
>>George: Then who is in China?
>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>George: Yassir is in China?
>>Condi: No, sir.
>>George: Then who is?
>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>George: Yassir?
>>Condi: No, sir.
>>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>>Condi: Kofi?
>>George: No, thanks.
>>Condi: You want Kofi?
>>George: No.
>>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>>milk. And
>>then get me the U.N.
>>Condi: Yes, Sir
>>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>>Condi: Kofi?
>>George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
>>Condi: And call who?
>>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>>Condi: Hu is the guy in China
>>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>>Condi: Kofi.
>>George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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